Good morning, peeps! This is hilarious! Read on!
This bloke is sitting reading his Evening Herald newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he says.
"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary-Ellen written on it," she replies.
"Don't be daft," he explains. "Two weeks ago when I went to Randwick races & Mary-Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on". She seems satisfied and at this apologizes and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later, he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes around, he says, "What the hell was that for?"
She said angrily," Your horse phoned!".
Have a great day everyone! ^.^ Smile always
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