Joke of the Day #1

This was up in one of the toilet cubicles!! If you knew where I was working, you will find that funny! Luckily no one was in the washroom at that moment when I laughed...It was soooo funny! I don't know whether you have heard of this one before, but here goes!



Dear Tech Support,




Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undersiarable programs such as AFL 5.0 and NRL 3.0. And now, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?


Desperate





Dear Desperate,


First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Power Off 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 and Beer 6.1. The latter is a very disturbing program as that will create Snoringloudly.WAVfiles.Whatever you do, DO NOT INSTALL Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider purchasing additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recomend Lingerie 7.7 and Sex 3.0. GOOD LUCK!



Tech Support