Thursday, July 2, 2009

Joke of the Day #5

Another random joke that I picked up from the basket.

The elderly gentlemen are pushing their carts around K-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The second old guy says,"That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guys says," Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall with red hair, blue eyes, long legs and is wearing a denim shorts. What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Dont' remember, let's look for yours."


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